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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

here's your gift: do you like the wrapping?

From: Crystal to Lindsay
Sent: Dec. 6th 18:01
Text: Girl! E-mergancy! I need a rap for Coopers birthday tomorrow!

From: Lindsay to Crystal
Sent: Dec, 6th 18:10
Text:
Ey, Cooper, it's your birthday,
your amazing, yea that's what I say,
which is why I took the time to write this essay:
cus' my love for you is not a cliche,
and boy you don't have to waste no time with hairspray;
because you're not gay,
and you don't betray,
you know no foul play,
and I want to make sure there is no delay;
so I'm shoutin' "errybody better make way,
because this boy be flyin' like a blue jay."


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